When we were bored and complaining of nothing to do, he'd say, "Stand still. Let me get a 3-piece orchestra to entertain you" and then, promptly hand you a rake.
Dad could really, really make Mom laugh. At times, she laughed so hard, we thought she needed to go to the emergency room. He did the most hilarious impressions of Inspector Clouseau of the Pink Panther.
http://www.blamnews.com/sarcastic-tweets-parents/
Seriously. Laughed out loud. TTFN, Claudia